At times I think about some useless things;
For example, who invented crackers?
The crisp wafer has brought many blessings,
It's the perfect food for slackers
Like me who do not really like to cook.
When I'm in a hurry with lots to do,
No worries, I just check the shelf and look
For a box of crackers and start to chew
On the firm, flat, unleavened, lovely bread.
They're the perfect platform for cheese or jam,
The combination makes me feel well fed
And I can find them anywhere I am.
To whoever started crackers, I bow.
I think I'll have a few of them right now.